cha' - Deja Vu - Video

[general_chang]

[

Why is it, that everytime Chang boards a ship of mostly humans, they all end up drunk? It's a pattern forming

!]

Well, I see there is certain way the humans like to greet their guests, hmm? Such an antic disposition you have put on!

Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more ale for me?

Comments

Voice:

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You know... I might be a bit put off by the fact that you butchered a literary classic... but my inner American says it shouldn't matter to me.

Voice- Enter Shakespearean character...

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Is that....[pause as he tries to remember in his drunken, slurred way] Twelfth Night?

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

It is diminished, indeed. [

Yup, better in Klingon

.]

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Paraphrased in English, but basically.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

...Diminished....

Is putting it lightly.

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Dammit.

Do not do it again.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

What is your name?

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I'll do it if I please.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

...Well! Greetings and Salutations.

I'm JD.

Re: Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I am General Chang.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Oho! General. General... Chang.

You are aware that Chang is an Asian surname, correct? You referred to the entire ship as 'humans,' which isn't really precise.

But now for the heavily anticipated question...

Warden or inmate?

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Do not throw that shit in my face.

Re: Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Chang is

not

my surname, it is my

given

name.

No, I have experience with being a

guest

on a mostly human ship and this has happened, I can only guess that this is some human thing, as it surely isn't

Vulcan

.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Such

a reaction, why?

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

It's not a reaction!

It's-

Shakespeare is worthless.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Take a breath, sheesh. It wasn't a personal attack.

If you showed up here without knowing, you're not a guest... you're an INMATE. So welcome to the barge. The incarceration fairy decided you were a bad, bad boy.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[

sound of a chuckle

] Protesting too much?

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Your words are mostly gibberish, human, and I am not interested in your welcomes.

There is little to discuss, unless you can direct me to the nearest source of ale.

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

No.

Just stop.

Private/Thread Jack

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Don't let him get your goat.

The long and short of it is that he's a new inmate here and his defense mechanism is mocking what's happening at the ship he's supposedly a guest at, I guess.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately the pub, she's only open to those with access to the area. Inmates aren't privvy to it.

You'll be okay.

Private/Thread Jack

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

What do you care, JD?

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Chuckles, but stops]

Private/Thread Jack

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Let's put our sordid past behind us for a second here... well, more than a second. I'm completely over everything.

Regardless-- you've got seniority. Don't let this cat throw you off. So, you're from Shakespeare? He's from a television series I watched when I was a kid.

Do that haughty chin raise you do, and move on. You know as well as I do, it's not worth it.

Feeding in is only giving him validation.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I don't require your... pity, human. [He might want to avoid speaking to him in person, cause Chang'll punch him now.]