LoSmaH cha' - Care of Magical Creatures

[general_chang]

[The camera immediately comes to a snake with the crest of a rooster. It's in a cage and none too pleased about it.]

You will know this creature by the time you come to class. I will not be held responsible for your injuries if you do not.

[He usually makes that disclaimer and he tests it. If he doesn't receive satisfactory answer, he doesn't tend to come to student's rescue.

Care of Magical Creatures may seem the easy topic in other schools, but here? It's merciless.

Comments

[Audio]

[mightymorbid]

[Obligatory yessss! Mozenrath loves this class.]

[darknessb4me]

Yes sir.

[Arthas does okay in the classes where there's a possibility of actual death, because he doesn't want to actually die..]

Are we allowed to ask what it's called?

Re: [Audio]

[general_chang]

[Mozenrath's probably very familiar with the half-amused, half-proud huff in response.]

[general_chang]

No, but your book should have it indexed by 'common' animal. [Most of the rarer creatures are a mixture.]

[darknessb4me]

Thanks. Sir.

[private]

[scarlet_discord]

Never seen a live one before. So tell me, Professor, how many seconds do we let it go after the idiot who lets it out to check if the crest is glued on? Thirty seconds before we pull it off?

[private]

[general_chang]

I am not going to tolerate anyone abusing the animals, Wanda.

[private]

[scarlet_discord]

So we leave them to their tearless fates.

[She sounds darkly amused at the idea.]

I don't suppose I can record the event for...posterity?

[She's totally broadbanding the embarrassing highlights.]

Re: [private]

[general_chang]

[Chang doesn't look pleased. Well, actually he looks fairly bewildered. He honestly doesn't care about what students do to each other. How this translates into becoming Wanda's partner in crime is a mystery.] I will recapture the creature, properly. [He cares about the animals, who shouldn't used as an instrument of destruction or trickery as that usually means that they end up terrified or unsettled.]

Re: [private]

[scarlet_discord]

Of course, of course. Though I do love it when people get trapped by their own stupidity.

Re: [private]

[general_chang]

[Huff is his response. Good for you, Wanda.] Well, it will be informative.