cha' - Deja Vu - Video

[general_chang]

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Why is it, that everytime Chang boards a ship of mostly humans, they all end up drunk? It's a pattern forming

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Well, I see there is certain way the humans like to greet their guests, hmm? Such an antic disposition you have put on!

Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more ale for me?

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[This is Chang throwing him a bone. He's so generous.] He died with honour. And you killed his killer.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You suck, Klingon.]

That wasn't me.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Now, now, Captain! In space, all warriors are cold warriors. I have told you this.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have never told me that.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I have now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's getting desperate. Even though this would've been a smarter first question anyway.]

Is Vulcan still around?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Now he's thinking you've just left off the 'the'.] Spock?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Miscommunications ruin us all.] No. The planet.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[He's pretty much learned most of his English from Shakespeare and people he's trying to kill.] The only planet that has been destroyed recently is Praxis.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well that explains it all.] I'm really not kidding when I say that the Kirk you know isn't me at all.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Close enough!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We're literally not the same person.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[And Chang shuts off his end.]