ChamaH vagH - It's a Jungle Out There

[general_chang]

I require an escort.

Comments

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

An escort where? What is going on?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

The Barge visits port once per twenty eight 'days'. Inmates require escorts.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

And you don't have a Warden?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

No.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

Why do you want to go?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Because I wish to leave.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

You can do that? Just leave and not come back?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

No.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

I don't see the appeal then.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Then go away.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

I think we just agreed I cannot do that, but I'll leave you in peace to find an escort for your temporary leave.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

No, you are speaking to me on my post. Stop.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just say I was leaving? Why are you being obnoxious about it now? I won't stop as long as you keep arguing with me.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I tire of your mewling voice. My communication was not directed at you, you do not hold my interest.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

I didn't notice that your communication was directed at anyone in particular. There was no address. Just a demand.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

A demand you had no way to fulfil.

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

It didn't stop me wondering what you were talking about. If you don't want your entire neighborhood to know your business, stop shouting it from the roof.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

This is not shouting from the roof. And you didn't ask me my business. You have been here a while, did you not ask questions? Or were you so dull-witted to others that they found you as tedious as I?

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

I asked plenty of questions, but I didn't think that a prison for dead people included exotic vacations.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Chang rolls his eyes.] You accept that you were dead, then brought back to life, your room is duplicated to exacting standards and you are allowed to roam freely, yet 'exotic vacations' surprises you?

[the-shooter.livejournal.com]

Something has to.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Die again and come back, that is a surprise.