cha' - Deja Vu - Video

[general_chang]

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Why is it, that everytime Chang boards a ship of mostly humans, they all end up drunk? It's a pattern forming

!]

Well, I see there is certain way the humans like to greet their guests, hmm? Such an antic disposition you have put on!

Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more ale for me?

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Hey, buddy!

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's Shakespeare. Is that you, Kirk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm thoroughly uncomfortable with you knowing my name.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Good! You killed me, Kirk. It is

good

to have you here!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think I would remember killing you.

Which I don't.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Even better.] Because it hasn't happened yet.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WAIT A MINUTE.]

Are you sure it was me?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Quite sure.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity... what color are my eyes?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Look in the mirror, Kirk. You'll find the answer there.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's strange but it's important.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how little it comes up. Unless you've lost one. [Waves to his patch.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really not making fun of your eye.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I do not care, Kirk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[The other Kirk really ruins everything :c] I'm not your enemy.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Then I suppose your son is not yet dead.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[... Kirk never knew the other Kirk had a kid. D:]

I don't have any children.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[This is Chang throwing him a bone. He's so generous.] He died with honour. And you killed his killer.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You suck, Klingon.]

That wasn't me.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Now, now, Captain! In space, all warriors are cold warriors. I have told you this.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You have never told me that.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I have now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's getting desperate. Even though this would've been a smarter first question anyway.]

Is Vulcan still around?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Now he's thinking you've just left off the 'the'.] Spock?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Miscommunications ruin us all.] No. The planet.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[He's pretty much learned most of his English from Shakespeare and people he's trying to kill.] The only planet that has been destroyed recently is Praxis.