general_chang: Chang after making a comment about wishing he could have met Kirk in battle. The complement doesn't translate (smile)
[
Why is it, that everytime Chang boards a ship of mostly humans, they all end up drunk? It's a pattern forming
!]

Well, I see there is certain way the humans like to greet their guests, hmm? Such an antic disposition you have put on!

Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more ale for me?

Date: 11/6/10 06:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
I'm thoroughly uncomfortable with you knowing my name.

Date: 11/6/10 06:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
Good! You killed me, Kirk. It is
good
to have you here!

Date: 11/6/10 06:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
I think I would remember killing you.

Which I don't.

Date: 11/6/10 06:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
[Even better.] Because it hasn't happened yet.

Date: 11/6/10 06:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[WAIT A MINUTE.]

Are you sure it was me?

Date: 11/6/10 06:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
Just out of curiosity... what color are my eyes?

Date: 11/6/10 06:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
Look in the mirror, Kirk. You'll find the answer there.

Date: 11/6/10 06:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
It's strange but it's important.

Date: 11/6/10 06:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised how little it comes up. Unless you've lost one. [Waves to his patch.]

Date: 11/6/10 06:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
I'm really not making fun of your eye.

Date: 11/6/10 06:55 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[The other Kirk really ruins everything :c] I'm not your enemy.

Date: 11/6/10 06:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
Oh, really? Then I suppose your son is not yet dead.

Date: 11/6/10 07:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[... Kirk never knew the other Kirk had a kid. D:]

I don't have any children.

Date: 11/6/10 07:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
[This is Chang throwing him a bone. He's so generous.] He died with honour. And you killed his killer.

Date: 11/6/10 07:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[You suck, Klingon.]

That wasn't me.

Date: 11/6/10 07:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
Now, now, Captain! In space, all warriors are cold warriors. I have told you this.

Date: 12/6/10 04:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
You have never told me that.

Date: 12/6/10 03:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[He's getting desperate. Even though this would've been a smarter first question anyway.]

Is Vulcan still around?

Date: 12/6/10 03:36 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
[Now he's thinking you've just left off the 'the'.] Spock?

Date: 12/6/10 03:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[Miscommunications ruin us all.] No. The planet.

Date: 12/6/10 04:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com
[He's pretty much learned most of his English from Shakespeare and people he's trying to kill.] The only planet that has been destroyed recently is Praxis.

Date: 12/6/10 05:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com
[Well that explains it all.] I'm really not kidding when I say that the Kirk you know isn't me at all.

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