cha' - Deja Vu - Video

[general_chang]

[

Why is it, that everytime Chang boards a ship of mostly humans, they all end up drunk? It's a pattern forming

!]

Well, I see there is certain way the humans like to greet their guests, hmm? Such an antic disposition you have put on!

Dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more ale for me?

Comments

Voice:

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You know... I might be a bit put off by the fact that you butchered a literary classic... but my inner American says it shouldn't matter to me.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

It is diminished, indeed. [

Yup, better in Klingon

.]

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

...Diminished....

Is putting it lightly.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

What is your name?

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

...Well! Greetings and Salutations.

I'm JD.

Re: Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I am General Chang.

Voice

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Oho! General. General... Chang.

You are aware that Chang is an Asian surname, correct? You referred to the entire ship as 'humans,' which isn't really precise.

But now for the heavily anticipated question...

Warden or inmate?

Re: Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Chang is

not

my surname, it is my

given

name.

No, I have experience with being a

guest

on a mostly human ship and this has happened, I can only guess that this is some human thing, as it surely isn't

Vulcan

.

Voice- Enter Shakespearean character...

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Is that....[pause as he tries to remember in his drunken, slurred way] Twelfth Night?

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Paraphrased in English, but basically.

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Dammit.

Do not do it again.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I'll do it if I please.

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Do not throw that shit in my face.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Such

a reaction, why?

Voice

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

It's not a reaction!

It's-

Shakespeare is worthless.

Voice

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[

sound of a chuckle

] Protesting too much?

Private/Thread Jack

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Don't let him get your goat.

The long and short of it is that he's a new inmate here and his defense mechanism is mocking what's happening at the ship he's supposedly a guest at, I guess.

hey friend c:

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you quoting Shakespeare?

Hey, buddy!

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's Shakespeare. Is that you, Kirk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm thoroughly uncomfortable with you knowing my name.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Good! You killed me, Kirk. It is

good

to have you here!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think I would remember killing you.

Which I don't.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Even better.] Because it hasn't happened yet.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WAIT A MINUTE.]

Are you sure it was me?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Quite sure.