wejMah wej - Kahless the Unforgettable

[general_chang]

[Kahless is facing the camera in an imperious manner and peering out at you. It's clear that he does not know where he is and this fact does not please him.] Where am I? And what is this... creature? [He points the camera down at K'Nera who is not amused with this turn of events. He turns the camera back to him.]

Speak and Kahless will hear you.

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Fact of the day: Klingons invented aircraft before other craft thanks to alien invasions! His response is a huff:] Like a plane crash, one must discover why.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I would venture the guess that my good looks and glowing personality have something to do with it.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Both of my stomachs turn at the sight of you.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

[He pauses briefly at the mention of two stomachs. Weird]

And now I'm giving you butterflies as well? Don't worry, it will pass soon enough.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I fear not. [He looks down and shifts. K'nera, Chang's panther is getting anxious.] What is this creature?

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

[Oooh, big kitty!]

It looks like a panther. Such a beautiful beast, how did you come by it?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Testing out the word.] Panther. It likely belongs to the officer who owns these quarters, though how I am here and he is not, I do not know.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Panthers are not the tamest of animals, I wonder why he's yet to attack you. Is it possible he knows you? Perhaps he smells something familiar on you?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I have never seen such a creature.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose you're just fantastically lucky.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I would agree. [Fought against a hundred warriors by himself and his wife.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try feeding him? It looks to me as if he may be expecting something of you.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Kahless looks around and picks some food up. He doesn't look too sure if this is what the creature eats, but he puts it within the panther's reach. After a moment's consideration, she eats. Kahless makes a grumble of satisfied realisation.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

It looks like the beast is fond of you!

[Anders might be the slightest bit envious. If anyone deserved a giant awesome cat it was him! Where was his panther?]

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

It is a handsome creature.

[Just find it on a weird tropical island and kill her mother before realising actually the creature was defending her cubs. Oops.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I wonder how gentle it is? Might it be possible to play with her without losing a limb...

[He'll make note :P]

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Once she is well fed… [It is likely. He's not too worried about limbs being lost, though.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I must say, I'm a little jealous. I wish there was a large beautiful cat in my room when I woke here.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Thoughtfully.] She is still young.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

That's even better than, isn't it? Kittens are probably the single best creatures on the face of the planet.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[That gets Kahless' eyebrow to raise.] I would not know.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, look at her. Go on and stroke her just behind the ears. Can you think of any better way to pass the time?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Kahless knows better than to actually get into a new creature's space when she's new and after eating. He shrugs.] I can think of several.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Then you and I have vastly different opinions of what constitutes a good time.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Amused.] That would not surprise me.