general_chang: Irish actress, Pamela Brown, plays femme!Chang because she has the same superior. aloof attitude. (human)
General Chang ([personal profile] general_chang) wrote2011-12-19 04:17 pm

WejMah vagh - Until Someone Loses An Eye

[Here is a woman with the most perfect of postures. She's Irving Braxton's wife but keeps her name as 'Chang'. She is not full of the Christmas spirit, though no one should expect this from her.] I would like to remind our esteemed neighbours that we are expected to continue living in our homes after the Christmas season and thus it is ill advised that we destroy it in the interim. [She's looking at you, Hoffman.]

[Private to Braxton.]

You will present yourself at dinner. I have a dish I wish you to try.

[ooc: Don't worry about replying, Farrah, if you're not up to it.]

[identity profile] wardennolonger.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hardly a party unless something gets destroyed.

[identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your opinion is noted. [And summarily dismissed.]

[identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[She just looks at him and turns it off.]

[identity profile] wardennolonger.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw, and he was hoping she'd ask "What?" so he could zing her with "being that uptight!" Some people just didn't know how to take a joke]

[identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she was betting on 'that stick up your ass'. She's heard that one before.]

[identity profile] wardennolonger.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Either way, his punchline is ruined :/ What a Grinch!]

[identity profile] general-chang.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's plenty of those around.]