wejMah wej - Kahless the Unforgettable

[general_chang]

[Kahless is facing the camera in an imperious manner and peering out at you. It's clear that he does not know where he is and this fact does not please him.] Where am I? And what is this... creature? [He points the camera down at K'Nera who is not amused with this turn of events. He turns the camera back to him.]

Speak and Kahless will hear you.

Comments

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Ew... Disgust is plain on Kahless' face when he sees this... half made creature.] I am Klingon. What are you?

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I wish I could tell you I had any idea what that's supposed to be. I'm a human-- do they not have those where you come from? I thought we were a fairly common species all over.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Human... common, indeed. You are malformed.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Not the nicest thing to say to someone you've just met, is it?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Snort.] If your feelings are so delicate you cannot the truth perhaps you should find a nice woman to nurse you back to strength.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I've suffered worse insults, my feelings are just fine.

[a short pause,]

Though I wouldn't turn down the company of a woman. Or a man, for that matter. Any company at all, really.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Then why mention them? [You're just plan weird.] It does not hold my interest. [He's got a wife, even if you weren't freakishly smooth.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I was just making conversation; is that such a crime?

And who in there right mind would turn away pleasant company? You're certainly a strange creature.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.] Pointless.

No, merely married.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

If you think it is so pointless why bother continuing to speak with me?

Oh, bound by the ol' ball and chain, hm?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Curiosity. But I do not fuss over 'protocol'.

She has won my heart.

I'm not sorry :P

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that I make you curious? Wouldn't be the first time I've heard that, to be honest.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Fact of the day: Klingons invented aircraft before other craft thanks to alien invasions! His response is a huff:] Like a plane crash, one must discover why.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

I would venture the guess that my good looks and glowing personality have something to do with it.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Both of my stomachs turn at the sight of you.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

[He pauses briefly at the mention of two stomachs. Weird]

And now I'm giving you butterflies as well? Don't worry, it will pass soon enough.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I fear not. [He looks down and shifts. K'nera, Chang's panther is getting anxious.] What is this creature?

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

[Oooh, big kitty!]

It looks like a panther. Such a beautiful beast, how did you come by it?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Testing out the word.] Panther. It likely belongs to the officer who owns these quarters, though how I am here and he is not, I do not know.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Panthers are not the tamest of animals, I wonder why he's yet to attack you. Is it possible he knows you? Perhaps he smells something familiar on you?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I have never seen such a creature.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose you're just fantastically lucky.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

I would agree. [Fought against a hundred warriors by himself and his wife.]

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try feeding him? It looks to me as if he may be expecting something of you.

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Kahless looks around and picks some food up. He doesn't look too sure if this is what the creature eats, but he puts it within the panther's reach. After a moment's consideration, she eats. Kahless makes a grumble of satisfied realisation.]